jonasbrothers:

when friend’s parents pay for your food and you have to pretend you don’t want them to

(via confusednewyorker)

finn-davies:

michael

(via t-abak)

guy:

the more i talk, the more i understand why i’m single

(Source: guy, via confusednewyorker)

tanpom:

if i have to text you first every single time then we aint gonna text ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(via confusednewyorker)

officialpigeon:

You can literally answer “that’s what the government wants you to think” to anything

(via confusednewyorker)

shopwitme:

the finesse

(via confusednewyorker)

precumming:

*gets drivers license* 

old person: looks like im gonna have to stay off the roads!

image

(Source: precumming, via cyberfricking)

ezraspajamas:

fake-tales-of—arabella:

Alex unbuttoned shirt/shirtless

(via mattheldersiscoolerthan-you)

foodtrucker:

i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me

(Source: foodtrucker, via confusednewyorker)

stumpatd:

stumpatd:

i wish i knew what you were thinking 

i just realized this probably sounds really deep about some boy or something but its about my dog 

(via confusednewyorker)

(via o-mdat)