I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.
if we’re in an argument and you call me “hun” or “sweetie” there is a 5000% chance I will slice your kneecaps open
Do you ever start watching an episode on your laptop
and then randomly pause it
and next you know you’re on tumblr
and suddenly it’s taken you 2 hours to watch a 40 minute episode